Cankeys看奇狗糧有假的嗎

提問：小小寵來源：寵搜網(wǎng)

醫(yī)生回答

有的，所以買的時候，一定要認準(zhǔn)官方旗艦店。看奇Cankeys無谷犬糧是百加世旗下的品牌，品質(zhì)非常高。

這款看奇犬糧含七種肉肉，96%的動物蛋白，選用雞、鴨、金槍魚、鯖魚、鳀魚等豐富的禽肉和魚肉，通過科學(xué)配比，滿足愛寵完整攝食的營養(yǎng)需求。滿滿的都是肉，可以輕松滿足狗子愛吃肉的天性，大大提高了適口性～

而且它0谷物0豆類，還添加了益生元+益生菌調(diào)節(jié)腸道菌群平衡，減少腸胃負擔(dān)，幫助消化吸收，還有先進酶解工藝的加持，讓營養(yǎng)更好吸收，腸胃敏感的狗子也不用擔(dān)心～

小編還為您整理了以下內(nèi)容，可能對您也有幫助：

看奇新人禮包有哪些優(yōu)惠？

看奇新人禮包禮包最明顯的優(yōu)惠就是體現(xiàn)在價格上。原價40多，50多的產(chǎn)品，新人的話19塊9 就可以拿到手了。抖音上搜索“Cankeys看奇寵物用品旗艦店”，禮包里面都是很實用的濕巾、主糧試吃、尿墊等等。我現(xiàn)在買看奇的主糧，都是因為新人禮包里有試吃，我家狗狗吃的不錯，就繼續(xù)給它買了七種肉的⌄

最近有貓糧的活動嘛？

最近都是圣誕節(jié)、元旦，而且過年還只有一個月左右了，貓糧的活動還是很多的。像微博、抖音、小紅書上都有許多貓糧的活動，都可以去“߅薅羊毛”。我就在關(guān)注百加世看奇的新人禮活動，因為現(xiàn)在買的是看奇的主糧產(chǎn)品，家里毛孩子吃著還不錯，所以還是密切關(guān)注著他們家的優(yōu)惠活動。現(xiàn)在去抖音搜索““Cankeys看奇寵物用品旗艦店”，就有機會19.9元領(lǐng)取看奇新人禮包，里面有柔護濕巾、貓糧試吃裝、貼紙、尿墊等等，還挺豐富的，都是非常實用的東西。

百加世看奇尿墊怎么樣？

我家狗子很愛干凈,不會在家亂尿尿,小編為它選購了百加世看奇尿墊。下面小編為大家介紹百加世看奇尿墊怎么樣？百加世看奇尿墊好用嗎

百加世看奇尿墊怎么樣

百加世看奇Cankeys寵物隨心尿墊一袋有8片，上面有小梅花和菱形的壓紋還挺好看的。這款它的設(shè)計還挺滿意的，用的是四角離形貼，無論在哪里，都可以很好的固定。而且尿墊的鎖邊設(shè)計非常nice，再多尿尿也不會溢出來，滲透得特別快，最棒的是它還有除臭功能，尿墊摸上去的感覺是軟軟的，所以狗狗踩著的腳感應(yīng)該也很不錯。

百加世看奇尿墊便宜好用又大袋，不用引導(dǎo)狗狗也會自己上去尿尿，因為它表面的小梅花壓紋和細密的菱形壓紋，能夠是液體快速滲透，而且里面還添加了除臭成分，不用擔(dān)心房間里的味道大了?？傊褪欠浅７奖銓嵱糜趾糜美?！現(xiàn)在回家后基本只需要換個尿墊，都不用像以前一樣還要洗狗廁所去味了很是方便。

百加世看奇尿墊好用嗎

這個看奇cankeys隨心尿墊就是必備之一，它側(cè)面還有鎖邊的設(shè)計不用怕狗狗尿尿的時候，尿液會順著側(cè)面扣除弄臟地面。不同于之前買的尿墊，這款尿墊的四個角上有離型貼設(shè)計可以固定防滑，這個設(shè)計挺讓我滿意，因為有時候我家狗子會把尿墊弄出狗廁所，但百加世看奇尿墊就不會。

百加世看奇尿墊上面還有花紋，上面有精致的小梅花超可愛，菱形的壓紋也能夠讓尿尿更快的被尿墊吸收。側(cè)面的鎖邊設(shè)計，也能防止狗狗的尿液外溢，尿墊里添加的除臭成分還能緩解狗尿的臭味，本人使用它的頻率特別高，鋪在它們吃飯的地面防止臟亂，放在寵物窩里方便更換，還有平時出門也會帶出去，它就會很喜歡躺在上面，而且像有的時候它尿急了就忍不住，這個尿墊也起到作用了。

麻煩幫我提供些超級搞笑的英語短文,要高一學(xué)生看得懂的,謝謝

1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩只鳥

老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

魚網(wǎng)

"你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發(fā)問道。

"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老師

9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。

"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考試

在一次物理考試時，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲？

尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后

5.You looked a lot like my wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

6. I Could Use a Little Money

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply don't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on.

After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

7.Two thousand five hundred!"

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000."

There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!"

8.Is John Listening?

Teacher: John, why aren't you listening?

John: But, teacher, I am listening!

Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said.

John: You said, "John, why aren't you listening?"

9. Keys to one Success

One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.

Once you promise somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's word.'

"What is cleverness? asked his son.

"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

10.I always do

Two motorists stopped head-on on a bridge too narrow for their cars to pass.

"I never back up for an idiot." said one driver angrily.

"I always do." replied the other as he shifted into reverse.

11.He told me to see you

Doctor: And whom did you consult about your illness before you came to me?

Patient: Only the druggist down at the corner.

Doctor: And what sort of ridiculous advice did he gave you?

Patient: He told me to see you!

12.How are you？翻譯：怎么是你呀？

How old are you? 怎么老是你呀？

13.某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語，終有小成。

一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，

忙說：I am sorry.

老外應(yīng)道：I am sorry too.

某人聽后又道：I am sorry three.

老外不解，問：What are you sorry for?

某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.

14.A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

只剩一個引擎

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時 ?！?過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了?！?正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

15.

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants recing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

醫(yī)生住在樓下

“醫(yī)生”她沖進屋后大聲說道。

“我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什么病?！?p> 他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”

16.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

哪一位女人？

一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來后發(fā)現(xiàn)車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當(dāng)我終于走進屋里時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃?！?p> 我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：“媽媽來了？”

17.

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."

忠告“年輕者”

這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，

千萬別進退休社區(qū)。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者十歲了。每當(dāng)要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧?！?p>18.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝嗇鬼請客

一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。

“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？”

“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。

19.

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

給我那個打贏的吧

-- 服務(wù)員，這個龍蝦只有一只爪。

-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。

-- 哦，那給我那個打贏的吧。

20.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識字

布朗夫人：哦，

親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！

史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告??！

布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

21.

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它們是從美國直接帶來的

一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

22.

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

-- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的?